Q: What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
A: The same middle name
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A Carrot.
Q: How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
A: There is no dirt because it is a hole.
Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
A: Your breath
Q: A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
A: Four sisters and three brothers
Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
A: Your breath
Q: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
A: You have two apples.
Q: A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
A: Four sisters and three brothers
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