By: The Person Who Wrote This And Anonymous (whom is me)
Tonight animals escaped from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. Lan Siam, our zoo expert, said an African elephant, 3854 rhinoceros, 98 Bantu pigs and 64 Silverback gorillas escaped from the zoo.
“If another animal escaped from the zoo,” Siam, our zoo expert, said, “we would have had to shut down the zoo.”
The Bantu Pigs ate 502,796 cars, the Silverback gorillas crashed the Empire State Building, the elephant became the world champion for Pokemon Go and the 1,927 rhinoceros sang the Lion King song “I just can’t wait to be king” on Broadway. The other 1,927 are being taught academically in every public school in Colorado. The Colorado government says that if this continues school we may have to shut down all schools in Colorado!
There are approximately 178 school districts, 1,927 schools, over 55,000 teachers and over 4,100 administrators which is for 883,264 public school students. This is important because with one rhinoceros in every school it is another reason the schools may be shut down all over colorado. Another thing to address is the fact that schools all over have a rhino problem but only in colorado.
Another problem is what the rhinos need to be taught. The Colorado government agrees that the rhinos came to the school for a reason and need an education.
“In three days the cops will have all of the animals back in the zoo,” said a time traveler who came in today claiming to be me from the future. BY the time my supposed time traveling doppelganger left (it took a long time to get out of my office.)
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